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My Twelve Years in UP by ~raijin-akuma:iconraijin-akuma:





On my first year in UP, my teacher gave to me:
1A "singko" on my class card

On my second year in UP, my teacher gave to me:
2Two incompletes, and
A "singko" on my class card

On my third year in UP, my teacher gave to me:
3Three blue books,
Two incompletes, and
A "singko" on my class card

On my fourth year in UP, my teacher gave to me:
Four long exams,
Three blue books,
Two incompletes, and
A "singko" on my class card

On my fifth year in UP, my teacher gave to me:
Five dropping slips,
Four long exams,
Three blue books,
Two incompletes, and
A "singko" on my class card

On my sixth year in UP, my teacher gave to me:
4Six absent marks,
Five dropping slips,
Four long exams,
Three blue books,
Two incompletes, and
A "singko" on my class card

On my seventh year in UP, my teacher gave to me:
5Seven problem sets,
Six absent marks,
Five dropping slips,
Four long exams,
Three blue books,
Two incompletes, and
A "singko" on my class card

On my eighth year in UP, my teacher gave to me:
Eight mock exams,
Seven problem sets,
Six absent marks,
Five dropping slips,
Four long exams,
Three blue books,
Two incompletes, and
A "singko" on my class card

On my ninth year in UP, my teacher gave to me:
Nine concept papers,
Eight mock exams,
Seven problem sets,
Six absent marks,
Five dropping slips,
Four long exams,
Three blue books,
Two incompletes, and
A "singko" on my class card

On my tenth year in UP, my teacher gave to me:
Ten thesis vetos,
Nine concept papers,
Eight mock exams,
Seven problem sets,
Six absent marks,
Five dropping slips,
Four long exams,
Three blue books,
Two incompletes, and
A "singko" on my class card

On my eleventh year in UP, my teacher gave to me:
Eleven special projects,
Ten thesis vetos,
Nine concept papers,
Eight mock exams,
Seven problem sets,
Six absent marks,
Five dropping slips,
Four long exams,
Three blue books,
Two incompletes, and
A "singko" on my class card

On my last year in UP, my teacher gave to me:
6Twelve C2 bottles,
Eleven special projects,
Ten thesis vetos,
Nine concept papers,
Eight mock exams,
Seven problem sets,
Six absent marks,
Five dropping slips,
Four long exams,
Three blue books,
Two incompletes, and
A "singko" on my class card

And expulsion from UP
©2005-2009 ~raijin-akuma
:iconraijin-akuma:

Author's Comments

A "ripoff " of The 12 Days of Christmas, if you will. The song is about a pretty screwed-up UP (University of the Philippines) student (nope, it doesn't talk about me ^^;) The lyrics randomly came to me yesterday while I was on my way home. Have fun singing.

to define the numbered lines:
1. singko - or 5.0 - the lowest grade you'll ever garner while studying in UP, though there are some things worse than that
2. incomplete - worse than a singko, this means you don't even have a grade
3. blue book - a UP-specialty paper/booklet used for most examinations in, of course, UP
4. absent mark - having six of 'em is dangerous to your scholastic record, so having one more than those means an instant singko
5. problem set - an exam, named so just to have a different name
6. C2 - a brand of bottled and flavored green tea sold in the Philippines (well, is it sold somewhere else?)

Added a preview pic: Supposedly the cover art for the "album". :rofl:

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:iconenitenit:
ang galing!!! kaka-miss UP! diliman ka malamang, pero same din ng sitwasyon sa UP mla =D galing tol :lmao:

kaka-miss gumamit ng blue book, makakita ng singko sa classcard at mangarag sa thesis, at mag-removals! :rofl:

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i :love: ~fossie
:iconkuroneko-luna:
UP~ dakilang UP naming mahal~~ :sing:

:D nakakmiss ang hecticness ng UP life~ ang mga kakaibang prof, and the fact na kahit gaano ka kabusy, makakatambay/makakadaan ka pa rin sa tambaya. :D

as syempre, nakakamiss ang C2...ang scenery... at ang mga kaibigan sa Peyups! *sigh*

mabuhay ang diliman at ang Lagoon! :rofl:

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do i get a head pat for that?
nyaaoo~
Plushie Commish anyone? ;3
:iconraijin-akuma:
^^; ehehehehe...

bad omen nga lang kung magkatotoo yung kanta. :evillaugh:
:iconkuroneko-luna:
:rofl:
honga noh! XD

pero, grabe, 5 ung iniwanan kong bio12 =__=
oh well~~~

--
do i get a head pat for that?
nyaaoo~
Plushie Commish anyone? ;3
:iconraijin-akuma:
oke lang siguro yun, unlike me, 3 major subjects na ang 5 ko... TToTT
:iconstandard-deviant:
Ayokong umabot ng 12 years... =(

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"One can be blinded by Light and see only Darkness, while those submerged in Darkness can see the faintest Light."
:iconraijin-akuma:
^^; ehehehehe...hindi naman to based on a true story e...tsaka hindi mangyayari sayo yun. kaya natin yan! :w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:
:iconkuroneko-luna:
T_T engineering(sp?) ka ba?

--
do i get a head pat for that?
nyaaoo~
Plushie Commish anyone? ;3

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